1. Over Dressed Olympian
“Don’t Worry, This is not a Tattoo of a 1940’s business man tumbled to his death. There’s a tattoo of a giant swimming pool on the butt”
2. Oh Snap!!
“File This Under : If Urban Outfitter gave Tattoos”
A guy walks into a tattoo parlor and says ,”Make it look like an NES game exploded all over my back”
“I bet it’s always funny when she covers her mouth to cough”
5. Woah Bro
“Dude, Its like a tribal vortex”, seems like something Keanu Reeves would say
6. Bursting at the Seams
“Those were fully buttoned before Thanksgiving dinner”
7. Face Off
“Christ’s face or Christ on the Cross? Either way, Kinda creepy!
“I wonder whatever happened to Walter White ? Did he go to heaven? Did he go to hell ? Nope!!! He is living in this guy Cory’s chest!”
“That switch must have been off when she decided to get that tattoo”
10. Fun Fact
“His other forearm features a tattoo of Wimpy holding a hamburger”
11. Spider Man
“Contrary to popular belief, Spider man doesn’t charge in and out of his Spidey suit. Its been under his flesh this whole time .
12. There’s Gotta Be A Better Way
“MC Escher on his chest. Salvador Dali on his Shoulder . There are easier ways to show us you’re pretentious”.
13. As The Saying Goes
“She is the Apple of my giant shoulder eye”
14. Me- Ouch
“A cat with glowing turquoise eyes emanating from her rib section. That’s a fur-st!”
15. Supermen Prefer Blondes
“Half Marilyn Monroe, Half Superman, 100% Crazy!”
She loves ballet and hates clipper her toe nails !
17. Magnifying Glass
“I don’t know much .but I will say that the last place a pirate would search for treasure is under guy’s wrist in Fresno, California”
18. Wait a Few Months
“It’s gonna look so real when that guy’s shoulder hair grows back “
“This is just a tattoo of a guy’s face. Nothing else there “
20. Shocking News
This whole time , I thought we were floating in space , but we’ve been on some random fellas shoulder this whole time !
Why would he want to tempt fate like this ? Hasnt he seen “Grizzly Man?”
Sometimes you can’t get it up, and you know what? That’s okay.
23. Pop Quiz
Is this a tattoo of a Nightmare OR a Nightmare?Ding,ding,ding!! You are correct.
24. No Thoughts Can Escape
Its Official. this guy’s head is a black hole .
25. Genius At Work
This ain’t a bad Idea. If you don’t like it , you can grow your hair back… Hopefully.